Charlie Sheen: Winning

Charlie Sheen obviously faked his 'drug test'. Just how he did it doesn't really matter, but there's no chance in hell that he doesn't have (at least) some pot in his system.

I watched his '20/20' interview and he looks totally shot. He's only 45 and looks like a 55 year old junkie. He's obviously an addict and so far gone that he will be dead, in a mental hospital or in prison before long. Unless, of course, he gets sober. But that's about as likely as his returning to the small screen anytime soon.